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THE DEREK ZOOLANDER CENTER FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T AGE GOOD
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We put the you in youth. We put the you in youth.
Meet aging face 2 face. Meet aging face 2 face.
Make aging wish it had never been born. Make aging wish it had never been born.
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You can't spell you without Y.O.U. You can't spell you without Y.O.U.
If you must age, age betterer If you must age, age betterer
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Youth is 1% inspiration and 99% not being old Youth is 1% inspiration and 99% not being old
Let youth wash over you like an ocean of babies Let youth wash over you like an ocean of babies
The journey to youth is really really ridiculously youthful The journey to youth is really really ridiculously youthful

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